Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Knock Knock Jokes

J has discovered the joy of knock knock jokes. These are the ones he told me at dinner:

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken Who?
Chicken J eating chicken in my tummy.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Drinking milk.
Drinking milk N with a french fry in his eye and in his ear.

Hmm... The humor of an almost four year-old. Think we need to work on his joke telling. I'll give him points for creativity.

Anyone know any good knock knock jokes I can tell him back?

4 comments:

Lydee said...

that's great! love the (almost) 4 year old boy humor!

sophanne said...

What you really want to do is teach him the banana, banana who- orange you glad I didn't say banana routine and then have him try to retell it without your help. That's good for some serious laughs- and possibly some videotaping.

SingleMomKnits said...

knock, knock
who's there
lettuce
lettuce who
lettuce in and I'll tell you.

Kat said...

Here's the first one my father taught me: (ahem)

1: knock knock
2: who's there?
1: Madam
2: Madam who?
1: Madam finger's caught in the door!